Film Reviews
A list of every movie I’ve seen in 2010 (well… those I have an opinion about.)
Ratings on a scale of A+ to F. Short commentary in one line.
Easy A- B+
This movie felt sort of like Mean Girls. That’s a very good thing.
Vampires Suck- D+
Laugh count: 0. I’m completely open to Twilight hate, even though I enjoyed the books. I understood every joke in the movie… it’s just none of them were funny.
Inception- A
This movie wins. Enough said.
Sunshine Cleaning- B
The acting was amazing, and the story had lots of promise. But loose ends tied up a little too easily as my belief lost its suspension.
Toy Story 3- A-
Only the cutest movie in the history of… this year!
Eclipse- C+
Loved it, minus the virgin/whore complex Mormon thing going on. Taylor Lautner obvs needs to work out more.
Valentine’s Day- C
There was way too much going on. Too many stars, too many plots, too many “saw that coming” cliches.
She’s Out of My League- B
Funnier than I expected. I pretended I’d never seen movies just like it before.
Julie & Julia- B+
It made me want to eat things. TWSS. Not Boneless duck, though.
Training Rules- A-
Very informative documentary on an interesting topic. Biased, but who cares?
(500) Days of Summer- A
So good. Clever, unique, awesome and other adjectives that mean good things.
Sex and the City 2- D-
TV show = yes. This movie = NONONO. Me = offended multiple times. Boo.
Fired Up!- C-
Predictable. Funny-ish I suppose, but mostly just meh. Watched the whole thing, though.
The Blind Side- B+
Emotion-y. I cried in front of strangers… it was a bit cathartic, so no big deal. Really liked this movie.
Sherlock Holmes- C
Annoying. Robert Downey Jr. = meh. Plot = double meh. Books are much better. Rachel McAdams was good.
The Times Traveler’s Wife- C
Confusing. I suppose not knowing what year you’ll be in next would be confusing.
District 9- B-
Uncomfortable. Gripping, but not really in a good way. That might be my fault, though. Great for what it is.
Inglourious Basterds- A-
Enthralling. Fantastic screenplay and acting. Didn’t like the ending that much, but I get it. No biggie.
Avatar- C+
Pretty. I’d be entertained just looking at it. I’d rather do that actually. The script was cringe-worthy.
Into the Wild- A
Amazing. One of the best movies I’ve seen in a long time. Makes me think… I like that. Loved Emile Hirsch in it.
Did You Hear About the Morgans?- F
No. No. No. This was Sex and the City without sex or the city. What were you thinking, Hugh Grant and SJP?
New Moon- C+
Bella needs a new facial expression. Edward needs to be less annoying. The plaid shirts were obviously the best part.
